Effective Date: Whenever You Step Foot (or Click) Here
Welcome to Bubba’s Bait and Sushi, where the fish is fresh, the bait is wriggling, and the innuendos are as thick as our Big Rod Roll. By using this site (or walking through our doors), you agree to these totally reasonable and not-at-all fishy terms.
1. Acceptance of Terms (AKA: You Play, You Pay)
By visiting, browsing, ordering, or otherwise engaging with Bubba’s Bait and Sushi (“Us,” “We,” “The Keepers of the Wet & Wild”), you agree to follow these rules. If you don’t like them, the back button (or the front door) is right over there.
2. What You Can and Can’t Do
✅ Eat, drink, and be merry.
✅ Tell your friends about Bubba’s (unless they’re the kind of people who dip sushi in ketchup—then just leave them out of it).
✅ Buy stuff and enjoy yourself responsibly.
❌ Try to scam us. We don’t take kindly to fraud, trickery, or claiming you didn’t order that third round of Bubba’s Spicy Reel Job.
❌ Be a jerk. Rude behavior will get you tossed overboard—figuratively, of course (but also maybe literally).
❌ Sue us for dumb stuff. You eat raw fish, you accept the risks. You go fishing, you accept the risks. You get slapped by a live trout—honestly, that’s on you.
3. Orders, Payments & Bubba’s No-Take-Backsies Policy
- Once you order something, it’s yours—no take-backs, no refunds, no “I changed my mind” after taking a bite.
- If you try to dispute a charge for something you actually ate, Bubba will remember.
- If your card declines, we might make you work off your debt filleting fish in the back.
4. Fishing & Bait Sales (AKA: The Fine Print on the Slippery Stuff)
- We sell live bait. If you accidentally dump it in your car and now have a minivan full of minnows… well, that’s a personal problem.
- If you buy bait from us and don’t catch anything, that’s on you, not us. Fish aren’t guaranteed to be dumb enough to fall for your tricks.
- If you accidentally eat the bait instead of the sushi, we highly recommend re-evaluating your life choices.
5. Liability (Or: Don’t Blame Bubba for Your Bad Decisions)
Bubba’s Bait and Sushi is not responsible if:
- You eat raw fish and later regret it.
- You take your date here thinking sushi is an aphrodisiac, and things don’t go as planned.
- You drop your phone in a bucket of live shrimp while taking a selfie.
- You drink too much sake and wake up in a boat with a new tattoo.
By being here (virtually or physically), you accept that sometimes life gets messy, slippery, or unexpectedly delicious—and that’s not our problem.
6. Changes to These Terms (Because Bubba Likes to Keep Things Fresh)
We can update these terms whenever we feel like it. If we make any big changes, we might let you know—but let’s be honest, you’re probably not reading this anyway.
7. Contact Us (If You Dare)
Got questions? Complaints? A burning desire to compliment Bubba’s signature rolls?
📧 [Insert Contact Email]
📍 [Insert Business Address]
Now, quit reading the fine print and go enjoy yourself. Eat. Fish. Repeat. 🎣🍣