Effective Date: Whenever You Get Hungry
Welcome to Bubba’s Bait and Sushi, where we respect your privacy almost as much as we respect a perfectly rolled Big Rod Roll. Here’s the deal: we won’t spill your secrets—what you ate, how much you ate, or who you ate it with. What happens at Bubba’s stays at Bubba’s.
1. What We Collect (Besides Fresh Fish)
We might collect a few things while you’re here, like:
- Your Name (if you give it to us, but hey, aliases are cool too).
- Your Email (only if you want our spicy updates).
- Your Payment Info (because Bubba’s ain’t running a charity).
- Your Location (but only if you let us, and even then, we promise not to show up unannounced).
We do NOT collect your ex’s number, your late-night regrets, or that thing you Googled at 2 AM.
2. What We Do with Your Info
Honestly? Not much. But if you must know, we use it to:
- Send you promos so you can get your hands on more of Bubba’s goods.
- Process your orders (because fish don’t pay for themselves).
- Improve our site (so you can get in, get out, and get fed with minimal effort).
- Prevent fraud (because no one likes a fake fisherman).
We won’t sell your info, trade it for sushi, or whisper your secrets into the ocean breeze.
3. Cookies (Not the Kind You Dip in Milk)
Yeah, we use cookies. They help the site work better. If you don’t like them, you can disable them in your browser, but things might get weird—kind of like trying to eat sashimi with a spoon.
4. Third-Party Stuff
Sometimes, we use outside services for payments, marketing, or tracking (because Bubba’s is good, but we don’t do everything ourselves). If you’re worried about what they do with your data, go read their privacy policies—if you’re into that sort of thing.
5. Keeping Your Secrets Safe
We lock down your info tighter than Bubba’s tackle box. But let’s be real: nothing online is 100% secure. If you’re paranoid, don’t share your info in the first place. Just show up, pay in cash, and leave no trace—like a sushi-loving ninja.
6. Your Choices (Because We’re Not Your Mom)
- Don’t want emails? Unsubscribe.
- Want your info erased? Ask, and we’ll wipe it cleaner than a fillet knife on a fresh catch.
- Have questions? Reach out at [Insert Contact Email], but be nice—Bubba don’t take sass.
7. Updates to This Policy
If we change anything major, we’ll let you know. Otherwise, just assume we’re still keeping things as hush-hush as ever.
8. Contact Us
Got concerns? Want to confess your love for raw fish? Hit us up:
📧 [Insert Contact Email]
📍 [Insert Business Address]
And remember: We don’t kiss and tell, we just slice and serve. 🍣🎣